{"id":797,"date":"2025-08-02T22:11:01","date_gmt":"2025-08-02T22:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kathrynberlabooks.com\/?page_id=797"},"modified":"2025-08-02T22:14:55","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T22:14:55","slug":"john-doe-does-not-suck","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kathrynberlabooks.com\/index.php\/books\/john-doe-does-not-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"JOHN DOE DOES NOT SUCK"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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John Doe thinks he’s the last vampire on Earth; he’s 317 years old, having been “turned” in an unforgivable way when he was just 17. It’s a pretty lonely existence when “forever friendships” are out of the question and even more so when you have reason to believe there’s no one like you left on earth. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A criminology class is about to rock John’s world. When John and his assigned classroom partner, Angela Ruiz, decide to track down a serial killer, the notorious Six-O’clock-Slasher, all the facts lead to one suspicion\u2026John may not be alone as he’s always believed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This will trigger the greatest moral dilemma John has ever faced: choose eternal loneliness or choose to do the right thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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